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Tennessee legislators are still debating whether or not wine should be sold in grocery stores. What would Trader Joe think of this?

Tennessee legislators are still debating whether or not wine should be sold in grocery stores. What would Trader Joe think of this?

I’ve lived a lot of places, and Tennessee is the first state where I’ve encountered folks debating about whether or not we should have wine in grocery stores. Why are we even discussing this? For me, debating the merits of wine in grocery stores makes about as much sense as a debate about whether or not we should have toilet paper at gas stations. If they want to stock it, who cares?

But if you take a little time to think about it, this is a fairly serious issue. Due to previous legislation that set up the current structure, a number of mom and pop stores now depend on wine sales for their livelihood. Allowing grocery stores to sell wine would create competition that could put the mom and pop liquor stores out of business, some say.

In other words, government’s effort to fix the problem that it created in the first place is going to create more problems. Still, I have my doubts about this argument. Liquor stores will still have a monopoly on liquor sales. And the competition may force liquor stores to lower their prices and do a better job of marketing themselves to customers, which will be a good thing.

Monopolies generally aren’t good for consumers, no matter how much we may sympathize with the monopolist.

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A selection of cups and mugs designed to quench the thirstiest of thirsts.

A selection of cups and mugs designed to quench the thirstiest of thirsts.

How big is too big? And how many cups of coffee, tea and water are too many? What if there is no such thing as “too big” or “too many?”

At work, only a fool allows himself or herself to be overcome with thirst. Only a gigantic selection of juices and drinks will keep even a model employee operating at 100 percent for 8 to 10 hours.

I’ve chosen a variety of cups and containers to keep my whistle permanently wet. From a half-gallon jug of coffee to a smaller mug that keeps me pumped full of herbal tea on sick days, I’m taken care of.

When I need a cold sip of water to cool my hot bod, I have a logo-engraved sippy cup that keeps my agua chilly and my thirst quenched.

Whenever I want to pull off that “too busy to talk” look, I duck out and grab a to-go cup from one of the many coffee shops sprouting up across Chattanooga. I then refill this throughout the day with the sludge they serve at work, therby appearing as if I just came back from a very, very, very important meeting.

Best of all, at any given time, any one of these cups could safely contain up to 100 percent whiskey.

What are your work drink secrets?

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The Honest Pint, as seen by my admittedly poor cellphone camera. 

The Honest Pint, as seen by my admittedly poor cellphone camera.

As I sat Wednesday at a small corner table at The Honest Pint, listening to an Irish band while sipping on a concoction of whiskey and Coca-Cola, I leaned back and enjoyed the happy twittering of students, dreamers and young professionals around me.

The glittering chandeliers above me cast off yellow light that lent the generous wood paneling an orange glow.

And everybody looks and feels better with an orange glow.

A wooden staircase leads to a balcony that wraps around the entire room upstairs. Dart boards are available for those who like to throw elongated thumb tacks at a piece of endangered cork.

If I weren’t surrounded by obvious American stereotypes, I’d swear I was in one of Ireland’s best bars, minus the stink, the fights, the low ceilings and the ever-present dinginess prevalent in the Isle.

The drinks here are moderately priced but not overstrong. It’s the cost that sends me home instead of the drunkenness, but I don’t mind much.

You’re not just paying for the booze, after all. The pub is well-staffed by cheerful youngsters, and has a full kitchen and clean bathrooms. In fact, the whole place is clean enough to bring my mother along.

The food is hearty and fun, and the menu takes a moment to gently poke fun at the American disdain for haggis.

A few flat screens hand from the walls, but this isn’t a sports bar. There isn’t a jukebox packed with Journey, Bon Jovi and Lady Gaga.

The emphasis here is clearly and firmly on the fun and fellowship of sharing a pint with your mates, not on sitting sullenly with an eye on the TV, complaining about the terrible New Orleans Saints.

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Planning a weekend of beverage consumption? It’s important to build up your body’s ability to withstand the demands of a 72-hour Charlie Sheen-esque bender.

This particular workout — the twisting, painful leg slam — is best practiced with a partner before you attempt to fully execute it in a public place. Take it slow at first, then increase the number of reps when you are able to do so.

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The city could shut down dozens of local businesses at the end of 2012, including the Station House restaurant at the Chattanooga Choo-Choo, if owners do not install costly sprinkler systems, according to a new code the City Council is considering. The rule change, backed by Chattanooga Fire Marshal James Whitmire, requires that existing sports bars, restaurants with live entertainment, dance halls, discotheques, nightclubs and “assembly occupancies with festival seating” install sprinkler systems.

Full disclosure: I originally wrote this story several weeks ago, but it affects bars and booze in the Chattanooga area, so I’ve reposted it here. Enjoy!

Read full story at the Chattanooga Times Free Press

The cost is $2 to $12 per square foot, or an average of $50,000 to $70,000 per business with an occupancy over 100, officials say. The City Council on Tuesday night deferred action on the code for two weeks to allow the city attorney’s office time to set a definition of “nightclubs” affected by the ordinance.

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After a bitter and contentious conversation with my booze buddy, we have determined that topics covered by this and other related blogs shall include, but will not be limited to: beer, wine, spirits, bars, brewers, restaurants and other topics of interest, be they related or unrelated.

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Fellow Chattanoogans: A couple of your humble fellow residents were seated at Jimmy Johns, observing the near-carnage outside as a delivery driver attempted a C-turn in the middle of an intersection, when our conversation, typically, turned to alcohol consumption.

As a result of this conversation, we will take it upon ourselves to tour the various eating and drinking establishments in the Chattanooga area, and report our findings in a critical manner.

We shall leave no stone left unturned. See you out there.

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