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As a close follower of business trends, I was examining a series of Federal Reserve graphs today charting the lengths and strengths of various recessions and subsequent recoveries throughout our country’s history.

Boring, I know. But something struck me in the midst of my macro-analysis:

Recent recoveries have been slow and weak, while economic recoveries in the mid-20th century were lightning-fast and vibrant.

How could this be? I’ll tell you.

Workers back then were allowed, nay encouraged, to drink at work. Employees often kept a full bar, or at the very least a bottle of single-malt openly in their offices.

“Stop me at three,” Man Men’s Don Draper cautioned his young secretary one morning, before launching into a series of Emmy Award-winning business activities.

The Golden Age of Advertising, as it was called, was not so-named because of the large piles of money they earned, but due to the golden hue of the various liquors stored in each office.

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Planning a weekend of beverage consumption? It’s important to build up your body’s ability to withstand the demands of a 72-hour Charlie Sheen-esque bender.

This particular workout — the twisting, painful leg slam — is best practiced with a partner before you attempt to fully execute it in a public place. Take it slow at first, then increase the number of reps when you are able to do so.

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After a bitter and contentious conversation with my booze buddy, we have determined that topics covered by this and other related blogs shall include, but will not be limited to: beer, wine, spirits, bars, brewers, restaurants and other topics of interest, be they related or unrelated.

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Fellow Chattanoogans: A couple of your humble fellow residents were seated at Jimmy Johns, observing the near-carnage outside as a delivery driver attempted a C-turn in the middle of an intersection, when our conversation, typically, turned to alcohol consumption.

As a result of this conversation, we will take it upon ourselves to tour the various eating and drinking establishments in the Chattanooga area, and report our findings in a critical manner.

We shall leave no stone left unturned. See you out there.

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